Killer Golf Performance Training Tee

$30.00

Death takes up golf. Same scythe. New grip.

Front print: the Reaper mid backswing, treating his scythe like a 3 wood, because when you have unlimited free time and a body count nobody questions, apparently golf is where you land.

Back print: same guy, out on the course, playing through. He is slow. He is patient. He will absolutely wait for you to finish your pre shot routine, because he has nowhere else to be, and eventually, neither does anyone else.

Golf is the only sport actively trying to kill your afternoon, your patience, and possibly your marriage. We figured the mascot should match the body count.

Part of the Killer Golf Performance line. Iron Gang's version of a country club tee: same precision, less pretending everyone out there is having a good time.

100% ringspun cotton (heather colors run a poly blend, because reality has logistics). Wear it to the range. Wear it to the 19th hole. Either way, you already know who is closing out the round.

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Death takes up golf. Same scythe. New grip.

Front print: the Reaper mid backswing, treating his scythe like a 3 wood, because when you have unlimited free time and a body count nobody questions, apparently golf is where you land.

Back print: same guy, out on the course, playing through. He is slow. He is patient. He will absolutely wait for you to finish your pre shot routine, because he has nowhere else to be, and eventually, neither does anyone else.

Golf is the only sport actively trying to kill your afternoon, your patience, and possibly your marriage. We figured the mascot should match the body count.

Part of the Killer Golf Performance line. Iron Gang's version of a country club tee: same precision, less pretending everyone out there is having a good time.

100% ringspun cotton (heather colors run a poly blend, because reality has logistics). Wear it to the range. Wear it to the 19th hole. Either way, you already know who is closing out the round.