ATTENTION INMATES.
The Warden has approved a new uniform. Resistance is not only futile — it is also scheduled for 4 sets of 5 and must be logged in the training journal.
The Iron Gang Fitness Ultra Violent Training Tank is your court-mandated fitness sentence. Front: a full-color cartoon riot of skulls, barbells, chains, explosions, robots, roosters, and at least one man who has clearly been training since before consequences existed. Back: three words cast in cracked black iron — ULTRA VIOLENT TRAINING — because calling it a "workout" is a violation punishable by 100 burpees and loss of canteen privileges.
This shirt is what happens when the prison gym gets unsupervised access to a barbell and no one checks on it for six years. The characters on the front have not passed a movement screen. They do not care. They are already warming up. One of them is on a treadmill with a chicken. Do not ask questions.
The Comfort Colors® 9360 Garment-Dyed Tank cuts the sleeves and removes all barriers between your arms and the general public's fear. Wide armholes, relaxed fit, that broken-in feel straight out of the bag. The garment-dye process makes every piece slightly unique — worn, lived-in, and already looking like it survived something. Because you have. Midweight ring-spun cotton that breathes through the chaos and holds its shape even when the training does not.
Wear it when:
You are about to lift something unreasonable
You want people to assume you have a sentence to serve
The pre-workout has fully activated and verbal communication is no longer possible
You need the general public to understand that your training philosophy is "more"
Iron Gang Fitness takes no responsibility for PRs broken, fear inspired, or chaos caused while wearing this garment. The Warden is pleased.
Iron Gang Fitness — Harder to Kill.
ATTENTION INMATES.
The Warden has approved a new uniform. Resistance is not only futile — it is also scheduled for 4 sets of 5 and must be logged in the training journal.
The Iron Gang Fitness Ultra Violent Training Tank is your court-mandated fitness sentence. Front: a full-color cartoon riot of skulls, barbells, chains, explosions, robots, roosters, and at least one man who has clearly been training since before consequences existed. Back: three words cast in cracked black iron — ULTRA VIOLENT TRAINING — because calling it a "workout" is a violation punishable by 100 burpees and loss of canteen privileges.
This shirt is what happens when the prison gym gets unsupervised access to a barbell and no one checks on it for six years. The characters on the front have not passed a movement screen. They do not care. They are already warming up. One of them is on a treadmill with a chicken. Do not ask questions.
The Comfort Colors® 9360 Garment-Dyed Tank cuts the sleeves and removes all barriers between your arms and the general public's fear. Wide armholes, relaxed fit, that broken-in feel straight out of the bag. The garment-dye process makes every piece slightly unique — worn, lived-in, and already looking like it survived something. Because you have. Midweight ring-spun cotton that breathes through the chaos and holds its shape even when the training does not.
Wear it when:
You are about to lift something unreasonable
You want people to assume you have a sentence to serve
The pre-workout has fully activated and verbal communication is no longer possible
You need the general public to understand that your training philosophy is "more"
Iron Gang Fitness takes no responsibility for PRs broken, fear inspired, or chaos caused while wearing this garment. The Warden is pleased.
Iron Gang Fitness — Harder to Kill.
