ATTENTION INMATES.
The Warden has approved a new uniform. Sleeves have been revoked. This is not a punishment. This is a promotion.
The Iron Gang Fitness Ultra Violent Training Cut-Off is your court-mandated fitness sentence — now with full lateral deltoid visibility and zero tolerance for fabric that gets in the way of the mission. Front: a full-color cartoon riot of skulls, barbells, chains, explosions, robots, roosters, and at least one man who has clearly been training since before consequences existed. Back: three words cast in cracked black iron — ULTRA VIOLENT TRAINING — because calling it a "workout" is a violation punishable by 100 burpees and loss of canteen privileges.
This shirt is what happens when the prison gym gets unsupervised access to a barbell and no one checks on it for six years. The characters on the front have not passed a movement screen. They do not care. They are already warming up. One of them is on a treadmill with a chicken. Do not ask questions.
The AS Colour 5025 Cut-Off is the uniform of people who stopped asking permission. Raw-cut armholes. Relaxed fit. Premium ring-spun cotton that moves with you, breathes through the damage, and looks better the harder you work in it. There are no sleeves because sleeves are for people who haven't committed yet.
Wear it when:
You are about to lift something unreasonable
You want people to assume you have a sentence to serve
The pre-workout has fully activated and verbal communication is no longer possible
Sleeves would only slow you down
Iron Gang Fitness takes no responsibility for PRs broken, fear inspired, or chaos caused while wearing this garment. The Warden is pleased.
Iron Gang Fitness — Harder to Kill.
ATTENTION INMATES.
The Warden has approved a new uniform. Sleeves have been revoked. This is not a punishment. This is a promotion.
The Iron Gang Fitness Ultra Violent Training Cut-Off is your court-mandated fitness sentence — now with full lateral deltoid visibility and zero tolerance for fabric that gets in the way of the mission. Front: a full-color cartoon riot of skulls, barbells, chains, explosions, robots, roosters, and at least one man who has clearly been training since before consequences existed. Back: three words cast in cracked black iron — ULTRA VIOLENT TRAINING — because calling it a "workout" is a violation punishable by 100 burpees and loss of canteen privileges.
This shirt is what happens when the prison gym gets unsupervised access to a barbell and no one checks on it for six years. The characters on the front have not passed a movement screen. They do not care. They are already warming up. One of them is on a treadmill with a chicken. Do not ask questions.
The AS Colour 5025 Cut-Off is the uniform of people who stopped asking permission. Raw-cut armholes. Relaxed fit. Premium ring-spun cotton that moves with you, breathes through the damage, and looks better the harder you work in it. There are no sleeves because sleeves are for people who haven't committed yet.
Wear it when:
You are about to lift something unreasonable
You want people to assume you have a sentence to serve
The pre-workout has fully activated and verbal communication is no longer possible
Sleeves would only slow you down
Iron Gang Fitness takes no responsibility for PRs broken, fear inspired, or chaos caused while wearing this garment. The Warden is pleased.
Iron Gang Fitness — Harder to Kill.
