Most shirts just advertise the gym. This one is a cease-and-desist letter to the algorithm pretending to be your coach.
Front graphic: Iron Gang Fitness skull mark on the chest so everyone knows who's in charge of your training. Back graphic: cracked skull and "BUILT FOR HUMANS. NOT ALGORITHMS." because the back of your tank shouldn't lie to you either.
Cut the sleeves. Cut the excuses. AS Colour Barnard tank built for people who are actually going to use it.
Structured enough to move in, breathable enough to survive a Florida summer garage gym session without filing a formal complaint.
Wear it to the gym, wear it to the grocery store, wear it anywhere you want strangers to silently reconsider their fitness advice.
This tank will not write your program, fix your recovery, or save you from bad coaching. It will, however, make it perfectly clear you're not taking programming advice from a trending sound ever again.
Most shirts just advertise the gym. This one is a cease-and-desist letter to the algorithm pretending to be your coach.
Front graphic: Iron Gang Fitness skull mark on the chest so everyone knows who's in charge of your training. Back graphic: cracked skull and "BUILT FOR HUMANS. NOT ALGORITHMS." because the back of your tank shouldn't lie to you either.
Cut the sleeves. Cut the excuses. AS Colour Barnard tank built for people who are actually going to use it.
Structured enough to move in, breathable enough to survive a Florida summer garage gym session without filing a formal complaint.
Wear it to the gym, wear it to the grocery store, wear it anywhere you want strangers to silently reconsider their fitness advice.
This tank will not write your program, fix your recovery, or save you from bad coaching. It will, however, make it perfectly clear you're not taking programming advice from a trending sound ever again.
